If God has blueprints of all his creations, what makes you think you are safe?

He does! There is a file for each one of us in the Big Library In The Sky, so he can look up anyone at the touch of a button. The whole thing was computerised fairly recently, and god has been able to cut down on his office hours. He spends more time at home with his mother now. He never got married, you know, and there are lots of rumours about whether he is gay or not. But I think he just never found the right girl.